That Scottie Scheffler, he’s a big shot now, ain’t he? Heard he’s got all them fancy sponsors. Big money, big money. He sure can whack that little ball, I tell ya. He’s got more sponsors than a dog’s got fleas. One of them is, uh, Nike. Yep, that’s the one with the swoosh. They make them shoes and shirts, you know.
He wears them Nike clothes when he’s out there playin’. Gotta look good for the cameras, I reckon. That’s what those sponsors want, folks to see their name. And Scottie, he’s all over the TV these days. Winning this, winning that. Good for him, I say, good for him. He earned it.
- Nike clothes – that’s a big one, they put him in fancy shirts.
- Some bank, what’s it called… Veritex? Never heard of it.
- Rolex, them’s the fancy watches.
Then there’s that Rolex. You know, them fancy watches. Cost more than my old truck! He wears one of them, too. Probably tells him when it’s time to hit the ball again. Ha! Imagine needin’ a watch that expensive to tell time. But hey, if they wanna give it to him, who am I to say no? He sure is a lucky duck.
He’s also got somethin’ to do with them Netjets. That must be those private airplanes, right? The kind that rich folks fly around in. Imagine that, flyin’ from one golf game to another in your own plane. Must be nice. He won’t be late for no tournament, that’s for darn sure. Must be livin’ the high life, that boy.
And his golf clubs, those are important, I reckon. Somethin’ called TaylorMade. Heard he signed up with them again, gonna keep using their stuff. He has been using them for a while. Must be good clubs if he’s stickin’ with ’em. They sure do shine when the sun hits them, I saw it on TV. Probably cost a pretty penny, too. He is making big money from them, I tell ya.
Then you got them balls. He uses them Titleist balls. I guess that’s a big deal, too. They say they are very good balls. Lots of folks use ’em. Everyone wants to play like Scottie, you know. So they go out and buy the same things he uses. Smart for them companies, I’d say.
He’s also got this thing with Vokey Wedges and a Scotty Cameron Putter. Now, I don’t know much about all them different clubs, but they sound fancy, don’t they? They say he is very good with that putter. He just putts that little ball into the hole. Every time. It’s something, I tell you.
They say he makes a whole heap of money from all these deals. More money than I’ve seen in my whole life, that’s for sure. And his caddie, the fella who carries his clubs, he’s gettin’ rich, too! They say he’s gonna make over 5 million dollars! More than some of them other players! Can you believe that? That’s a lot of money for carrying some clubs.
All these companies, they want a piece of him. ‘Cause he’s winnin’ all the time. That’s how it works, I guess. You get good, and everyone wants to give you money to wear their stuff. It’s a crazy world, ain’t it? But who can blame him? He is good. Really good.
He is the Player of the Year, they say. Got some fancy award, that Jack Nicklaus one. He must be somethin’ special to get that. That award is only for the best, you know. He’s got two of them. One for every hand. Ha!
It’s good to see someone doin’ so well. He is a good boy. Makes you proud, even if you don’t know him from Adam. He’s livin’ the dream, ain’t he? Playin’ golf, makin’ millions, flyin’ around in fancy planes. It ain’t a bad life, I reckon.
- TaylorMade – he signed up with them again, must be good clubs.
- Titleist – that’s the balls he uses.
- Netjets – them fancy private planes.
All them Scottie Scheffler sponsors, they’re gettin’ their money’s worth, that’s for sure. He’s all over the place, winnin’ and grinnin’. Good for him. He deserves it. I wish him all the best, I really do. He’s a good boy. Did I say that already? He just seems like a good boy.
