That AKM gymnastics, you know, that thing young folks do, jumping around and all. I heard it’s a good thing, that AKM gymnastics. Keeps them busy, I guess. My grandson, he’s all into it. Says it makes him strong. Well, I reckon it does. All that flipping and twisting. I can barely touch my toes, let alone do what them young’uns do in that AKM gymnastics place.
They got these places, AKM United Stars Gymnastics Academy, I think it’s called, where they all go. Amarillo, Texas I heared. It’s all the way in Texas. Big place, Texas. Lots of folks there, I reckon. And they got 567 likes. Must be a popular place. 25 people went there, I guess that’s a lot, too. They say it’s a good place, that AKM United Stars Gymnastics Academy, a positive environment, they call it. Whatever that means. Just means it ain’t bad, I suppose.
They got all sorts of things they do there. Movements, they call ’em. Bodyweight movements, ain’t that a thing. They teach group classes, private one-on-one trainin’, and they teach them kids to walk on their hands. And they can squat on one leg, jump up real high, bend over backwards and climb ropes. Lordy, I’d break a hip just thinking about it. But them kids, they love it.
And they got these other places, too, all over the world. You know, those big gyms that people go to use exercise machines. I heard there’s one open all the time, 24/7, they say. Folks go there any time of the day or night. Can you imagine? Working out at midnight? I’m usually sound asleep by then. But I guess some folks like that. They say it’s good to have those places all over, so everyone can go when it’s good for them.
- That AKM gymnastics, it’s a good thing for the young’uns.
- Keeps ’em busy and out of trouble.
- Makes ’em strong and bendy.
- They got places all over for it, even in Texas.
- And them big gyms are open all the time, too.
This one place, I saw a video, it’s called Gymkids E.M.A. 2. They teach gymnastics for kids there. I saw them kids doing all sorts of flips and jumps. It’s a sight to see, that’s for sure. But I reckon it ain’t for me. I’m too old for all that jumping around. But them kids, they love it. They got the energy for it, I guess.
I heard them say that if you’re a member of that USA Gymnastics, you can find a club near you. And they got clubs all over the place. You just gotta find one. Membership, they say, don’t mean it’s fancy or that USA Gymnastics says it’s the best. Just means you’re a member, I guess. Like joining a club for knitting, but instead of knitting, you’re doing flips.
I heard that there are a lot of people talking about those gyms in Taipei. I don’t know where that is, some big city I suppose. They say good things, though. Must be good places to go if you’re into that sort of thing. They say there are reviews about it, so I guess that means people are going there and then writing about it. That’s nice, I guess, helps other people decide if they wanna go.
And you know what? They say you ain’t never too old to start that gymnastics. Even if you’re 32! Can you believe it? 32 and starting to flip around. Well, I guess it’s good for you, no matter how old you are. Keeps you flexible, they say. And strong. I could use some of that, I reckon. My old bones ain’t what they used to be. I saw a lot of gyms that has classes for the adults. They teach you to be flexible and build your body strong. I think it’s a good thing.
They’re always happy to see folks come back to those gyms, and to meet new people, too. That’s nice, ain’t it? Being friendly and all. Makes you feel welcome, I suppose. Like you belong there. Even if you can’t touch your toes. They say they’re an amazing community, all those folks doing gymnastics together. That’s real nice I guess. I think they’re all excited to meet new people and say hi to old ones.
So, that AKM gymnastics, it’s a big thing, I reckon. Lots of folks doing it, young and old. Keeps you fit, keeps you strong, keeps you busy. And they got places all over for it. Even in Texas. And Taipei. And probably right around the corner, too. So if you’re feeling like you need to move around a bit, maybe that AKM gymnastics is something to look into. Just don’t ask me to join you. I’ll be here, knitting, thank you very much.
