Alright, alright, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout this fella, Jason Momoa, and that wrestlin’ thing, the WWE. Don’t know much ’bout fancy words or them big city ways, but I know what I see on that there TV.
So, this Jason fella, big ol’ dude, muscles like a bull, ya know? He’s in them movies, Aquaman they call him. Folks like him. He’s all about savin’ the planet and stuff, which is good, I guess. We gotta take care of this here earth, ain’t that right? Anyways, they sayin’ he might be thinkin’ ’bout doin’ somethin’ different with his job. Not just them big movies, but maybe somethin’ more, somethin’ that really matters, ya know? Like helpin’ folks or somethin’.
- He’s a big movie star, that Aquaman fella.
- Folks say he looks like that wrestler, Roman Reigns.
- He wants to do more than just act in movies.
Now, this Roman Reigns fella, he’s a wrestler, a big shot in that WWE thing. Folks holler and cheer when he’s on TV. He’s tough, strong, just like Jason. And wouldn’t ya know it, some folks even say they look alike! I dunno, maybe they do, maybe they don’t. All them fellas with their long hair and beards, they all look kinda the same to me. But they say Roman’s been off doin’ some movie stuff too, a funny movie ’bout stealin’ things or somethin’. Good for him, I say. Get that money while you can.
But here’s the thing, they’re talkin’ ’bout Jason and the WWE. See, he’s been hangin’ around with them wrestlers before. That Dwayne Johnson fella, The Rock they call him, and John Cena too. They’re all buddies, seems like. And folks, they’re even sayin’ they’d rather see Jason in some movies than The Rock. Can ya believe it? The Rock’s a big deal, but folks like Jason even more, it seems. Maybe it’s ’cause he’s all about savin’ the planet and whatnot. Or maybe it’s just ’cause he’s a good-lookin’ fella, I dunno.
Now, John Cena and Jason, they’re doin’ a movie together, a funny one ’bout a vacation gone wrong. Sounds like a hoot, don’t it? John Cena, he’s a wrestler too, but he’s been doin’ movies for a while now. So maybe Jason’s thinkin’ he could do somethin’ like that too. Maybe he’ll even wrestle, who knows? He’s tough enough, that’s for sure. Big muscles, strong as an ox. He could probably throw them other fellas around pretty good.
But this here movie business, it ain’t always easy, ya know? Jason, he wasn’t always a big star. He had to work hard, just like Roman. You gotta start somewhere, ain’t that the truth? And even when you’re famous, you gotta keep workin’ hard to stay on top. It’s like farmin’, ya gotta keep plantin’ them seeds and waterin’ them crops if you wanna get a good harvest.
So, will Jason Momoa be in the WWE? I ain’t got no crystal ball, I can’t tell ya for sure. But I tell ya what, it wouldn’t surprise me none. He’s a tough guy, he likes to have fun, and he’s already friends with them wrestlers. And if he did join up, you can bet folks would be watchin’. They love that Jason fella, and they love that wrestlin’ stuff. Put ’em together, and you got a recipe for somethin’ special, ya know? Just like puttin’ bacon and eggs together, it just makes sense.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say ’bout it. Just a bunch of fellas, big and strong, doin’ their thing on TV and in the movies. Whether it’s savin’ the world or throwin’ each other around in a ring, it’s all just entertainment, ain’t it? And as long as folks are havin’ a good time, that’s all that matters. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. Them birds get awful noisy if they ain’t fed on time.
