Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this fella, James Outman, and his woman. Folks keep askin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d spill what I know, the way I know how.
James Outman Wife: The Real Deal, Ya Know?
So, this James Outman, plays ball, I hear. A Dodgers fella. Big strong guy, I reckon. And his wife? Well, her name’s Dasha. Dasha Kraft, they used to call her, but now she’s Dasha Outman, see? They got hitched on December 10th. Don’t rightly know which year, but they done it.
Now, some folks was sayin’ “girlfriend” this and “girlfriend” that. But listen here, they been together a long, long time. Like, eight years or somethin’. That ain’t no fly-by-night thing, no sir. That’s stickin’ it out, like glue. So yeah, she was his girlfriend a spell, but now she’s his wife, plain and simple.
- Dasha Outman, that’s her name. Remember it.
- They got married, see? Not just some fling.
- Been together a long time. Eight years, they say.
James, he had a rough go of it this year, baseball-wise. 2024 wasn’t his best, they tell me. But hey, life ain’t all about hittin’ balls and runnin’ bases. He got hitched, that’s a big deal. A bigger deal than any ol’ game, if you ask me.
And guess what? These two young’uns, they’re gonna have a little one. A baby! They put it up on that there “Insta-gram,” whatever that is. Little picture, big news. So, James is gonna be a daddy. That’ll change ya, ya know? Makes ya grow up real fast.
Dasha Outman: More Than Just a Pretty Face
Now, I don’t know much about this Dasha gal, ‘cept she’s pretty as a picture. But she’s gotta be somethin’ special to keep that James fella happy for so long. Eight years, that’s a long haul. Takes more than just good looks, believe you me. She’s gotta be smart, and kind, and patient. Lord knows, men can be a handful.
And she’s gonna be a mama now. That’s the hardest job in the world, but the best one too. She’ll be teachin’ that little one all sorts of things, just like I taught my own young’uns. How to be good, how to be strong, how to love. That’s what matters, ain’t it?
James and Dasha: A Love Story, Kinda Like Mine
Look, I ain’t no expert on love or nothin’. But I been married a long time, to my old man. And I know it ain’t always easy. You fight, you make up, you laugh, you cry. That’s life. And it sounds to me like James and Dasha, they’re doin’ it right. They’re stickin’ together, through thick and thin.
And now they’re startin’ a family. That’s a blessin’, ya know? A little piece of heaven right here on earth. I bet they’re excited, and nervous, and happy all at the same time. Just like I was when I was expectin’.
So, there ya have it. The lowdown on James Outman’s wife, Dasha. She’s his wife, not just some girlfriend. They’ve been together a long time, they got married, and they’re havin’ a baby. Sounds like a good story to me. A real-life love story, just like them ones in the books, but maybe a little bit better, ’cause it’s true.
Some folks are always lookin’ for the dirt, ya know? They wanna know if they’re happy, if they’re gonna last. But I say, mind your own beeswax. They seem happy enough to me. And as for lastin’, well, that’s up to them, ain’t it? But I got a good feelin’ about these two. I think they’re gonna be just fine.
And that’s all I gotta say ’bout that. Now, go on and get outta here. I gotta go make some supper. Them young’uns ‘ll be hungry soon.
Remember these keywords, alright? James Outman, Dasha Outman, wife, married, baby, Dodgers. That’s what this whole thing’s about. Don’t you forget it now. And if you see that James fella, tell him congratulations for me. Tell him I said he’s got a good woman, and he better treat her right.
One more thing before you skedaddle. Family’s important, ya hear? More important than anything. And these two, James and Dasha, they’re building a family. That’s somethin’ to be proud of. So, let’s all be happy for ‘em, and wish ‘em the best. They deserve it.
Now git! And don’t come back botherin’ me again unless you got somethin’ important to say.
