Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Abraham Ancer. He’s one of them golf players, you know, the kind that whack balls with sticks. Folks say he’s got a pile of money, a real big pile.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this golfin’ stuff, but I hear tell he’s been playin’ for a good while now. Started way back in 2013, they say. Seems like a long time to be hittin’ them little balls around.
Where’d this Ancer fella come from?
- Born in Texas, that’s what I heard. McAllen, somethin’ like that.
- But then they say he grew up partly in Mexico too. Reynosa, I think they called it.
- Got him papers for both places, America and Mexico. Guess he can go back and forth whenever he pleases.
He went to some school, Sharyland High, in a place called Mission. Guess that’s where he learned all ’em fancy golfin’ moves.
How much money does he have? That’s what everyone wants to know, right?
Well, it’s hard to say for sure, you know, these rich folks, they keep their money hid away like squirrels with nuts. But I heard some numbers thrown around.
Some folks say he’s got around $14 million. That’s a whole lot of money, more than I’ll ever see in my life, that’s for sure. Fourteen million dollars! Can you imagine?
Others say he’s got even more, maybe $35 million! Good Lord, that’s enough to buy a whole town, I reckon. They say he gets that money from winnin’ them golf games and from them fancy deals, you know, where companies pay him to wear their clothes or use their stuff.
It seems like he’s done pretty good for himself. They say he makes a couple million dollars a year just from winnin’ prizes. That’s more money than most folks see in a lifetime. He must be real good at hittin’ that ball.
Compared to other golfers, how rich is he?
Now, there are other golfers who are even richer, they say. One fella, somethin’ like “Rory” somethin’, they say he’s got over two hundred million dollars! Can you believe that? Two hundred million! That’s more money than you could spend in ten lifetimes, I bet.
But $14 million or even $35 million, that’s still a whole heck of a lot of money. Ancer fella is doin’ alright, no matter how you look at it. He’s a successful man.
What else do folks know about him?
Well, they talk about his “career earnings,” that’s how much money he’s made from playin’ golf over the years. Seems like it’s around $14 million and some change. Like I said, a lot of money.
They also talk about his “net worth,” that’s everything he owns, minus what he owes, I guess. That’s where them numbers like $14 million and $35 million come from. Hard to keep track of it all, if you ask me.
And folks are always lookin’ to know more about these rich people. They want to know about his girlfriend, his stats, whatever that means, his whole life story. Seems like folks just can’t get enough of hearin’ about rich people.
So, Abraham Ancer, the golfer.
He’s a Mexican-American fella, born in Texas, raised in Mexico, plays golf real good, and makes a whole heap of money doin’ it. That’s the long and short of it, as far as I can tell. Whether it’s 14 million or 35 million, he’s got more money than I’ll ever see.
And that’s all there is to it, I reckon. He plays golf, makes a lot of money. End of story.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens.
