Alright, let’s yak about this Meghan Stasi gal, whoever she is. Sounds like a fancy name, not like us country folk, eh?
Who is this Meghan Stasi anyway? I ain’t got a clue, but from what I hear, she’s done some things. Like, real things, not just sittin’ around like me knittin’ all day. Seems she’s a big deal in some kinda sports thing. They call her a “champion” a bunch of times. Yep, a champion. That’s what them city folks say when you win somethin’, I reckon.
Now, they say she’s a “four-time U.S. Women’s Mid-Amateur champion”. Four times! That’s a lot of winnin’, ain’t it? I can barely win at bingo on a Friday night down at the church hall. And there’s more, “eight-time FSGA Women’s Amateur Player of the Year”. Player of the Year! Eight times! Heavens to Betsy, this gal must be somethin’ special. FSGA, whatever that means, it sounds important. Probably some big-city golf thing or somethin’. Them city folks love their golf.
- Champion four times, they say. That’s like winnin’ the pie contest at the county fair four years in a row. Only, I bet her prize is bigger than a blue ribbon and a five-dollar gift certificate to the feed store.
- Player of the Year, eight times. That’s more times than old man Jenkins has complained about his back in a single week. And that’s sayin’ somethin’.
So, what’s all this “Mid-Amateur” thing mean? I guess it ain’t like them young’uns playing, and it ain’t like them old-timers neither. It’s somewhere in the middle, like me, I guess. Not young, not old, just…middlin’. But middlin’ good at this golf thing, seems like.
Now, I heard tell there are “achievements” in somethin’ called “Stasis”. Sounds like a doctor word, you know, when somethin’ ain’t movin’ right. But they say there’s nine achievements of each type. Nine! That’s a lot of achievin’. I achieve gettin’ out of bed each mornin’, and that’s about it. But this Meghan gal, she’s achievin’ all over the place. Maybe this Stasis thing is part of her golf thing? Or maybe it’s somethin’ else entirely. Them city folk, they got so many things, it’s hard to keep track.
This gal, she started young, I reckon. Like them other folks they talk about. Started at 15, they say. Fifteen! I was already milkin’ cows and balin’ hay at that age. But this Meghan, she was probably already swingin’ them golf clubs and winnin’ things. They say she laid a “solid foundation” for her career. That sounds fancy. Like buildin’ a house, but for work. My foundation was dirt and manure, but hers was probably somethin’ a whole lot cleaner.
They compare her to others, too. Talkin’ ‘bout “impressive accomplishments” and “career highlights”. Like this Meghan Fox gal, who’s in “Hollywood.” That’s where they make them movin’ pictures, I think. And some fella named Daryl Sabara, who was in somethin’ called “Spy Kids.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but I guess it’s important to them city folk. They like their movin’ pictures and their spies, just like they like their golf.
So, what’s the deal with this Meghan Stasi? Well, she’s a winner, that’s for sure. A champion, many times over. She started young, worked hard, and made somethin’ of herself. She’s got “achievements” and “statistics” and all that fancy talk. She’s probably got more money than I’ll ever see in my life. But at the end of the day, she’s just a person, I reckon. Just like me, only she hits little white balls with a stick and I knit sweaters for my grandkids.
Meghan Stasi – a name to remember, they say. I’ll try, but my memory ain’t what it used to be. Too much moonshine, I reckon. But one thing’s for sure, this gal’s done somethin’ right. And that’s more than most folks can say, city or country.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens and make sure them darn foxes ain’t gettin’ at ‘em. That’s my kinda achievin’ for today.
