Well, alright, let’s talk about this Undertaker streak thing. Ya know, that big fella in the wrestling, always dressed in black, kinda spooky. He had this thing goin’ on at somethin’ called WrestleMania. I ain’t too sure what that is, but it sounds big, like a fair or somethin’. This Undertaker fella, he kept winnin’ and winnin’ at this WrestleMania, year after year. People started callin’ it a streak. Like, he couldn’t be beat, ya see?
Now, I heard tell he won some kinda championship belts, too. Guess he was pretty good at fightin’. Folks say he won ’em four times one way, and three times another way. Whatever that means. They said he was young when he won the first one, too. Young for fightin’, I guess. Not like my grandson, Billy, he’s always gettin’ into scraps. But this Undertaker, he was winnin’ championships.
This streak at WrestleMania, though, that’s what really got folks talkin’. They say he started winnin’ there a long, long time ago. Maybe even before my Betsy got married, and she’s been with Harold for thirty years now! Year after year, this Undertaker fella would show up at WrestleMania and beat whoever they put in front of him. All sorts of characters, I tell ya. Big fellas, small fellas, fellas with masks, fellas with feathers. Undertaker beat ’em all.
- He fought this fella named Flair, they say he was fancy.
- Another one named Triple H, somethin’ like that. Sounded like a battery or somethin’.
- And then there was this Michaels fella, folks say he was real good, but Undertaker still beat him.
Then, somethin’ happened. This big ol’ fella named Brock Lesnar, strong as an ox he looked, he went and beat the Undertaker at WrestleMania. Folks were shocked! Nobody ever beat him at WrestleMania before. It was like the preacher losin’ his voice durin’ Sunday sermon, just unheard of. This Lesnar fella, he shook things up somethin’ fierce.
Later on, another fella, Roman somethin’, he beat the Undertaker, too. I reckon age was catchin’ up to the Undertaker by then. Can’t win forever, can ya? Even the best machines wear down after a while, just like my old washin’ machine. Still, that streak was somethin’ special. Folks talked about it for years. He beat Kane in a fire match, too, I heard. Musta been hot! My stove gets hot enough, I can’t imagine wrestlin’ in flames.
Ya know, this Arn Anderson fella, he was talkin’ about that time Lesnar beat the Undertaker on some podcast thing. I don’t listen to them podcasts, give me a good radio show any day. But folks were sayin’ he was talkin’ about it. Guess it was a big deal, that match. Changed things, they say.
So, that’s the story of the Undertaker’s streak, as best as I can tell it. He won a lot, then he lost a couple. But he was somethin’ special, that fella. Made folks remember him, made ’em talk. Just like when Mildred dropped that cherry pie at the church picnic, people still talk about that! Guess the Undertaker was kinda like that, but with fightin’ instead of pies.
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