Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here The Rock black shirt thing. I don’t know much about fancy clothes, but I seen folks wearin’ ’em, and they seem to like ’em a whole heap.
First off, where you gonna get one of these shirts? Seems like there’s a bunch of places. I heard tell of some kinda “Fanatics” place. Sounds like a big deal, they got all sorts of Rock stuff, shirts, hats, whatever you want. They got this “fast shippin’” thing too, so you get your shirt quick-like, which is good, I guess, if you’re in a hurry. They talk about “The Rock gear” and “The Rock merchandise” , all that fancy talk, but it just means shirts and such, far as I can tell.
Then there’s this “WWE Shop.” Now, I ain’t never been there, but they say it’s the place to go for official wrestling stuff. They got all kinds of shirts with that fella, The Rock, on ’em. They got different colors, but we’re talkin’ ’bout the black ones, right? They got shirts for men, and they talk about “newest styles” and all that, but a shirt’s a shirt, if you ask me. They call ’em “apparel,” but it’s just clothes.
And wouldn’t you know it, even that “Target” store has ’em. You know, the place where you get your groceries and such? They got this one shirt that says “Hey Jabroni!” I ain’t got a clue what that means, but it sounds kinda funny. You can even get it delivered the same day, if you’re in a rush.
Now, if you’re lookin’ for a deal, some folks say you gotta go to that “eBay” place. It’s like a big ol’ market, but online. They got all sorts of Rock shirts, new and old. You can find some cheap ones, but you gotta be careful, I reckon. They got “free shippin’” on some things, which is nice. You can find shirts for $33.99 or even $75.00, depending on how fancy you wanna get. They got vintage ones too, from the 90s, when that Rock fella was just startin’ out, I guess.
Some other places sellin’ ’em too. This “euroshop” thing, I guess it’s for folks over in Europe. They got official shirts too. And then there’s this “Homage” place. They got a “tri-blend” shirt, whatever that means. It’s charcoal color, which is kinda like black, I suppose. It says “Do You Smell?” I don’t know what you’re supposed to smell, but folks seem to like it.
- Where to buy: Fanatics, WWE Shop, Target, eBay, euroshop, Homage
- Types of shirts: “The People’s Champ,” “Do You Smell?”, “Hey Jabroni!”, vintage shirts
- Prices: Vary, from $33.99 to $75.00 and up on eBay
- Shipping: Some places offer fast shipping, some offer free shipping
- Styles: Men’s apparel, different colors (but we’re talkin’ black), various designs
So, there you have it. Lots of places to get a The Rock black shirt. I still don’t understand why folks are so crazy about ’em, but to each their own, I say. If you want a shirt with that fella on it, you got plenty of choices. Just make sure you don’t pay too much, and don’t let them fool you with all that fancy talk. A shirt’s a shirt, no matter how you slice it.
And that “Jabroni” thing, it still sounds kinda silly to me. But hey, if you wanna wear it, go right ahead. It ain’t gonna hurt nobody. Just remember, it’s just a shirt. It ain’t gonna make you wrestle like The Rock or nothin’. But if it makes you happy, well, that’s all that matters, I reckon.
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